Facing Bankruptcy

...email bankruptcy, that is. Matthew was able to pull back from the brink with a miraculous 48-hour push to go from 370 emails to now only 60-some emails. That was a Herculean effort on his part, but I, unfortunately, am too far gone. There are currently 8,967 emails in my inbox. (Now 8,968.) It would take me 2 months to clear it all out if I worked at Matthew's rate, but with Bertrand, that's just not going to happen. So, it's time to face reality, declare email bankruptcy and start fresh. I would've never believed, even a year ago, that the woman who obsessively kept her inbox to under 10 for a decade, would have to resort to this.