April 1, 2010
Perez Hilton is reporting that Bertrand T. Might and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt have ended their year-long romance. The stunning break-up of "Shitrand" brings a discouraging end to the U.N.'s secretive "Beautiful People Breeding Program" (BP2) in only its second generation of trials. Representatives for both parties have declined comment, citing the painful split and a need for privacy.
Ladies, he is single.